Last Day

I had my last scheduled shift in the ER last week  :(  I absolutely LOVE the ER.  It fits my personality so well.  It's fast paced, always changing/different, and has the best staff EVER!  I can't imagine myself working anywhere else from here on out.  The Dr.'s are great and treat their nurses with respect.  The nurses/techs are fun and work as a team.  Secretaries/registars are so nice.  Even the volunteers are great.  My boss has been amazing through everything and my crazy schedule.  He's letting me pick up shifts until these babies are born.  :)

The staff bought me a cake on my last day!  Haha.. :)

THINGS I WON'T MISS:

*Old man with a vibrator stuck up his butt. (Had to go to the OR to have it removed).

*Giving enemas to old ladies who can't make it to the bathroom.

*People who come into the ER for "being allergic to water", "having rotten egg burps", "smelly feet", etc. (REAL complaints). 

*Drug seekers.

*Man with a kinked neck from "motor-boating his wife".
*Wacko's.  Don't do drugs!

*Doing catheters on obese people who haven't showered in a while.
*Women with weird objects stuck in their va-jay-jays (ie. nerf footballs).